Alex Balk

And so the circle is complete. Happy Thanksgiving, everybody.

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 15:17:56 -0500

And so the circle is complete. Happy Thanksgiving, everybody.

Oh, what the hell, may as well embrace it: Suck it, amateur girl...

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 11:22:31 -0500

Oh, what the hell, may as well embrace it: Suck it, amateur girl videos, my fuck steak brings all the boys to the yard! Number one! USetc!

Yeah, Balk, that’s one hell of a legacy you’re...

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 17:12:00 -0500

Yeah, Balk, that’s one hell of a legacy you’re building for yourself there.

Okay, that's a pretty solid bio.

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 16:29:28 -0500

“Eric J. Herboth is a freelance writer, journalist and artist living in rural central Germany. Over the past ten years he has contributed essays, criticism and analysis to a number of publications, including LAS Magazine, where he is the managing editor. He received degrees in aeronautics and aviation from Saint Louis University as a minor, and is an FAA licensed commercial pilot. He is also a professional bicycle mechanic and retired beekeeper, and once urinated on then-St. Louis Cardinals pitcher Bruce Sutter.”

And now you never have to think about baseball again.

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 16:19:44 -0500

And now you never have to think about baseball again.

I don’t know why I never remember how great this song is,...

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 14:41:21 -0500

I don’t know why I never remember how great this song is, because, really, how great is this song?

Oh yeah: Alex Pareene and Natasha Vargas-Cooper on 'The Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans'

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 13:41:22 -0500

Oh yeah: Alex Pareene and Natasha Vargas-Cooper on 'The Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans'

The only thing more horrific than this video is the knowledge that someone, somewhere, is going to jerk off to it.

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 12:13:59 -0500

The only thing more horrific than this video is the knowledge that someone, somewhere, is going to jerk off to it.

Miracles do happen.

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 11:54:05 -0500

Miracles do happen.

I chortled.

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 10:56:07 -0500

I chortled.

Now's the time for your tears.

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 09:51:41 -0500

Now's the time for your tears.

Oh boy.

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 17:11:20 -0500

Oh boy.

Political Correctness Gone Mad: The War On Racist Christmas

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 14:43:34 -0500

“Officials in the northern Italian town of Coccaglio are visiting the homes of foreign residents and expelling those with expired residency permits. The initiative, which is called ‘White Christmas,’ has caused a national uproar, but city officials claim their words have been taken out of context.”

Cooking the Books, with Emily Gould: Making Malfatti with Amy Sohn

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 12:53:19 -0500

Cooking the Books, with Emily Gould: Making Malfatti with Amy Sohn

Audio

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 12:27:35 -0500

"The foggy mystery of Palin’s popularity burns off sometimes; sometimes I am able to see in..."

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 09:26:31 -0500

“The foggy mystery of Palin’s popularity burns off sometimes; sometimes I am able to see in bright light why she is beloved. She is beloved because she willing to tell Americans that just because they are ignorant does not mean they are wrong.”

- In case you missed it, Rudolph Delson did an utterly amazing job at live-reading Sarah Palin’s Going Rogue this weekend. Check it out.

David Cho discusses Destructive Internet Browsing. Yes, that David Cho!

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 15:24:46 -0500

David Cho discusses Destructive Internet Browsing. Yes, that David Cho!

Need I add "must read"? I think not: Mary HK Choi and Natasha Vargas-Cooper on 'New Moon'

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 14:04:03 -0500

Need I add "must read"? I think not: Mary HK Choi and Natasha Vargas-Cooper on 'New Moon'

The Awl turned into a cooking blog so rapidly and unexpectedly that even we were surprised.

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 12:44:27 -0500

“Now take the rest of your cheese and spread it over the top in a nice solid layer. ‘Bread crumbs are great for extra cr—OUCH!’ Yes, I just drove a meat fork through your hand. Bread crumbs do not go on top of macaroni and cheese. You know what bread crumbs are good for? Putting inside a meatloaf. A meatloaf is a loaf that contains many other things besides meat. But macaroni and cheese consists of macaroni and cheese.”

Charles Gray’s “He was a low-down, cheap little...

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 10:25:52 -0500

Charles Gray’s “He was a low-down, cheap little punk” should be sampled into everything.