I also wanted “Cuntsplice,” but that was immediately vetoed.
“I now occasionally read the Awl, but have a hypersensitive tl;dr trigger where that blog is concerned.”
Funny you should mention that! During the seemingly interminable naming process for the site, one of my top candidates was “TLDR.com.” Sadly, the name was already taken. I still think it would have been a good idea, though.