Alex Balk

Why Balk People Tend To Shout
May 12
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Less chill, more shill.

In what’s clearly a first for Radar under my sorry-ass “leadership,” we somehow managed to get a photogallery of a recent event up before ten A.M. I’m not sure what’s sadder: the feeling of accomplishment I somehow derive from it, or the fact that last night I was all, “We need to get this up AS EARLY AS POSSIBLE.” Like, you know, lives were hanging in the balance. Remember when I used to be cool? Or, uh, less not cool?