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Grand Theft Auto IV (out April 29) presents a mind-bendingly complex, obsessively detailed world called Liberty City—a fully explorable alternate version of New York City (plus a bit of New Jersey). Inside this massive virtual landscape, gamers can apply for jobs, go on dates, get drunk, and shoot at cops. “We want to make a game that gives players the feeling that they are starring in their own movie,” Houser explains. It’s a comparison likely to make Hollywood execs sweat. An analyst from investment firm Janco Partners predicts the game’s release will dampen ticket sales for Paramount’s big-budget release Iron Man, set to debut just three days later.
I’ve never played any of the
Grand Theft Auto games; in fact, the last videogame I played was probably
Pitfall. Are they really all about the passerby-shooting and whore-fucking? Like, if you wanted to, could you actually talk to the hookers a little bit, listen to their stories about how they were abused and developed a drug addiction to cope with the wrenching internal pain which subsequently forced them into a life of servile degradation so that they could feed the habit that helps them forget the misery of their existence, and then maybe take them to shelter or treatment center where they could detox and get some counseling and maybe learn to forgive themselves and start to build a new life? I would absolutely play a game like that. Also, does it let you assrape people? Because I’d totally want to do some of that too.