Fuck all y'all.
I just downloaded and listened to Van Halen’s “Standing On Top Of The World” completely unironically. (Although not without shame.) I’m still singing the goddamn chorus right now. “Standinnnnnnnnnnn’ on top/of the world….” Now I’m gonna go eat a box of Devil Dogs, also unironically. Admit it, I’m sexy. You want it bad.
Also, I’ve been drinking a lot of rye this evening. That may be part of it. G’night.
