People, please. If I was really having a heart attack would I be going downstairs to smoke right now?
CHOIRE: go nowCHOIRE: don’t go to st vincents
CHOIRE: or cabrini
CHOIRE: or beth israel.
BALK: where the fuck am i going then, harlem?
CHOIRE: HAHA
CHOIRE: St. Lukes/Roosevelt.
BALK: i hate the uws
BALK: i’d rather have my heart attack below 14th, thanks
CHOIRE: my ex had a heart attack in the ER of Cabrini for HOURS before anyone figured it out.
CHOIRE: well whatever, you live like ON TOP of a medical center.
BALK: exactly
BALK: i figure if it ever gets really bad i can just crawl over
CHOIRE: HEH
CHOIRE: it’ll be SO EMBARRASSING IF YOU DIE.
BALK: I know!
CHOIRE: YOU CAN’T GIVE THAT TO THEM.
BALK: On the other hand… how far was he willing to go for a joke? THAT FAR.
CHOIRE: hahahaha
