I was talking to Blagg on Friday and he had some funny idea for a game for the Wii, which inspired me (in that drunk way that anything ever inspires anyone) to come up with my own, which, if I remember correctly, was called “Happy Ending.” In each round you have to jack off a john in a certain amount of time. Obviously, the game gets progressively harder, unlike your clients, haha. Interspersed with each level you see pictures of your family back in Fujian, and if you don’t jack off enough johns quickly enough the snakehead who brought you over kills one of them at a time until they’re all dead and you lose. It’s pretty grim stuff, but then again, so is life. But you’ve got to admit, it’s kind of perfect for the Wii.
