Alex Balk

Futilitarian
Jan 23
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George Michael, muse.

Under the incredibly classy headline “Do you really need another £200 meal, porky George?” Britian’s Daily Mail takes George Michael to task for, er, not being as thin as he was twenty years ago.

"Millionaire singer George Michael wears his wealth on his girth - as the well-fed star was seen leaving a restaurant last night, begging the question, does he really need another expensive restaurant meal?

I’m not really interested one way or the other, but “wears his wealth on his girth”? That’s a bit of poetry right there, that is.