Cho: dead heath ledger?
BALK: so the rumor goes!
BALK: I would go light on promoting that one.
Cho: who’s the source?
BALK: Someone I know
BALK: who heard it on police scanner
BALK: and has no reason to fuck me
Cho: how could we follow up?
BALK: HEATH LEDGER DID DIE!
Cho: that would be GREAT to break that story
BALK: HEATH LEDGER DIDN’T DIE!
Cho: i hope he’s not dead
Cho: what if they need reshoots for dark knight
BALK: well, as someone who just posted the item, i hope he is!
[Even worse, a few minutes later I actually go “First, bitches!” Terrible.]