Alex Balk

Futilitarian
Jan 22
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If you look very closely you can pinpoint the exact moment where I lose my soul.

Cho: dead heath ledger?
BALK: so the rumor goes!
BALK: I would go light on promoting that one.
Cho: who’s the source?
BALK: Someone I know
BALK: who heard it on police scanner
BALK: and has no reason to fuck me
Cho: hm
Cho: how could we follow up?
BALK: HEATH LEDGER DID DIE!
Cho: that would be GREAT to break that story
BALK: alternately
BALK: HEATH LEDGER DIDN’T DIE!
Cho: hahahha
4:45 PM
Cho: i hope he’s not dead
Cho: what if they need reshoots for dark knight
Cho: ugh
BALK: well, as someone who just posted the item, i hope he is!

[Even worse, a few minutes later I actually go “First, bitches!” Terrible.]