Alex Balk

Town crier.
Dec 17
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Nine (Is How Many Hours It Will Take You To Read This)

When you have a conversation with Mary Choi you pretty much just try to stay out of the way and let her do her thing.

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Weather Report

Today, Nuts up in your sternum, windy. Tonight, nuts exit your body altogether. Tomorrow, nuts slightly lower in sternum, not as windy. Details, go outside.

Dec 16
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I haven't had a chance to read much Tumblr today.

Did anyone else mention how cold it is? My nuts are up in my LUNGS.

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But, yes, thank you.

Choire: It’s good to be the new kid.
Balk: I can’t wait for next year, when everyone’s all, “Man, remember when The Awl didn’t SUCK?”

Dec 15
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