December 2010
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Vinegar Hill is a peacefully remote neighborhood in Brooklyn, New York, just to the north of Dumbo, which is a mostly terrible area beneath the Manhattan Bridge with high-rises, a few projects, and some other things. Dumbo’s biggest virtue, actually, is that its streets lead straight to Vinegar Hill House, one of the finest restaurants in any NYC borough. We decided that...
WatchI think I’m going to start an annual tradition of putting this up around the holidays. (Which means, given current medical estimates, you will probably see it here two more times at most.) Anyway, happy etc.
Related: Darlene Love is on Letterman tonight.
"The Man Who Wasn't There" should have been much... →
"One time I peed on the floor of the DMV because a... →
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I am the way, the truth, and the Lights
Follow my teachings and you will never find yourself without cigarettes.
If you're a dude who wants to get out of the army... →
Um, wow, Cracked. →
It was a weirdly XY kind of day. →
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This is how I've spent my entire day so far. →
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This really is kind of amazing. →
AS WINTER DROPS ITS ICY VEIL BE SURE TO FIND WAYS... →
Sympathy for the Night Blogger →
Turn that frown upside down.
I had one of those dark dusks of the soul yesterday, that brief late Wednesday—and it’s usually Wednesday, for some reason—moment where the day is almost done and the oncoming evening conspires with low light of the bare bulb to make you crushingly aware of just how very lonely you are. It hurts in your heart. You play yourself a sad song (I picked The Weepies’ “They’re In...
It's an international celebration!
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When laziness trumps hackiness, everybody wins.
Today in Ideas Hastily Conceived and Even More Hastily Abandoned: “Shit My Santa Claus Says”
"Everything is a symbol. Everything is language.... →
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“I am possessed of very little wisdom or advice where writing is concerned, but I do know a few things. Behave like a professional from the first word. Extreme eccentricity is seen through with lightning swiftness, so drop it. You do not have to live in Brooklyn, and your name does not have to be Jonathan, and the vagaries of the press and the critics add up to little more than a lion...
"Do you remember the Turing Test?" →
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'Fess up, Ally Millar. This is you, isn't it? →
Ladies and gentlemen, Dave Bry. →
Today in "jokes too obvious to make." →
What. A. World. →
“God will never give you more Internet than you can handle.”
– Some guy on the street, just now
Today in Reasons We Thank God for Edith Zimmerman →
I like this, but then again I'm a raving... →
Meaningless milestones happen when you're not...
BALK: hahaha BALK: http://www.theawl.com/2010/12/expensive-condoms-make-good-point BALK: THE AWL’S 10000th post Choire: . Choire: :( Choire: * moment of silence* BALK: maybe it should be a whole day of silence Choire: hkjkdjhsaGHASDGHASD
Um, holy shit, we have a poem by Anne Fucking... →
Is this finally the year where I've read NONE of... →
This is GOOD →
Photo: Texas governor Rick Perry meets ZZ Top →
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