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I know how much you all want to see Will...

JASON: It looks like Will Leitch! What is Will doing in Russia? ANA: Starring in a 1970’s...

Jul 31st

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peterfeld: “Teach Your Children,” Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young. The distinctive pedal steel...

Jul 31st

This whole thing would be worth reading even...

Jul 31st

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I was trying to come up with a “Birther Of The Cool” joke but it didn’t come off....

Jul 31st

It’s ALL fuckin’ weird, but I still think the...

Jul 30th

Some of them you do just for the alt text.

Jul 30th

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Jul 28th

"I could take up cooking, but what if I...

Jul 28th

THE AWL: Where are you in relation to Alaska? GREG KARAIS:...

Jul 28th

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Jul 27th

No news organization can be considered in any way...

Jul 27th

I don’t agree with many of the strictures put forth in...

Jul 26th

Unfortunately, I got an early start on...

Jul 24th

We’re currently considering putting out the first...

Jul 24th

And good morning to you!

“The following correction was printed in the Guardian’s Corrections and clarifications...

Jul 24th

The best way to use this terrible review of...

Jul 23rd

Also, it was cute to see who got this and who...

Jul 23rd

Up and down.

I guess there are bigger problems to have than a server that melts down because too many people want...

Jul 22nd

Why Did Janice Min Leave 'Us Weekly'?

“We figure Janice was probably like, ‘This time around, I need to double my salary to...

Jul 21st

Sorts, Patience, Ideas.

Things I Am Out Of Today

Jul 20th

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I think this is still my favorite song from the record.

Jul 17th

Thursday Fail

I spent the whole day trying to work the phrase “It’s like a seeing a girl with big tits...

Jul 16th

Jesse James Hollywood On Trial: The End

“The trial of Jesse James Hollywood has concluded. Part one of our coverage, regarding the...

Jul 16th

Fuck. And I was so trying not to have a drink...

Jul 16th

GODDAMNIT. I had FINALLY managed to get that...

Jul 16th

Coming Attractions

Hopefully some enterprising porn studio is filming Julie and Julia and Julio as we speak.

Jul 16th

“Reese Witherspoon is about to make someone the...

Jul 15th

Ya know what? Toni Bentley's playlist is...

Jul 15th

3rd Grade PowerPoint

Jul 14th

Please enjoy “In The Weeds,” the new gardening...

Jul 14th

RESOLVED: Only Property-Owners Should...

youngmanhattanite: josephweisenthal: I spent Thursday night in Philadelphia playing poker with...

Jul 14th

OMG Mohney is a total DWEEB

Jul 14th

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Jul 13th

"When he quotes William S. Burrough’s...

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Jul 12th

Further thoughts on the issue of the...

COLLEAGUE: it’s really true about that ass. ME: Right? COLLEAGUE: i mean, WOW COLLEAGUE: if i...

Jul 10th

“Talk about a morbid coincidence — 3 months before he...”
— I dunno, TMZ, I think it might...

Jul 9th

Oh, give me a break, Matt. Gordon Brown is 3/4 blind and...

Jul 9th

“I do not care if Bruno is good for the gays. You know what...”
— The reason I feel no sense of...

Jul 9th

This may be the best one yet.

Jul 9th

Oh, God, my heart just burst. Thanks,...

Jul 8th

Breaking News: Lamar from Revenge of the...

Jul 8th

Oh, Marion

Jul 8th

“There was a gathering of about 50 people at Michael...”
— If we must cover the Michael...

Jul 8th

pareene: MONICA WHO? ISIKOFF, TELL ME HOW MY ASS TASTE So...

Jul 7th

New Doree! Yay!

Jul 7th

Live Michael Jackson Memorial Coverage...

The rain falls softly Neither shower nor drizzle It’s funeral time!

Jul 7th

If you were the kind of geeky kid who read...

Jul 7th

The ultimate indignity.

I just found a gray nosehair. Fuck you, God.

Jul 7th

It could be the next Big.

What if, through some crazy mystical machination, Justine Bateman became the governor of Alaska...

Jul 7th

Read this statement as many times as you...

“I’ve made this point several times elsewhere, but even shows like 30 Rock suffer from...

Jul 7th

Now, this, you motherfuckers, is what we call...

Jul 6th

What Are the Right and Wrong Ways to Get Access to the...

Jul 6th

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Jul 6th

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Jul 5th

Will the next generation ever really believe...

Jul 2nd

This is even worse than the Bush Administration’s TARD...

Jul 2nd

But you can say that there was a tiny...

“No one’s excusing Sanford’s behavior. But as we slog through another week of the...

Jul 2nd

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For Mark Sanford

Jul 2nd

Obviously I am not a religious man, but it is precisely this...

Jul 1st

Fuck you, Gerhard Richter!

Jul 1st

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Jul 1st

This is GOOD.

Jul 1st