December 2009
At SOME POINT I may cool to this song, but...
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You will never love anything you read on the... →
Huh. Apparently I had a Wikipedia entry at some... →
Spencer Ackerman's End of the 00s piece is... →
I dunno, 15 sounds about right. →
What Did You Do in the War, Daddy? →
Merry Christmas, everybody. →
“You’ve been ruining everybody’s lives and eating all our steak.”
– Napoleon Dynamite. Love this movie so much. (via dailyhuff) “The only reason you stay here is so you can fuck my mother and eat her food. MOTHERFUCKER. FOOD EATER.”
—River’s Edge.
Imagine that.
“The editor of the book The Simpsons and Philosophy says television and movies about nuclear disasters such as Chernobyl and Three Mile Island have also added to negative publicity surrounding nuclear power.”
"Meat fat also goes well in gravy" →
"I'm not mad because somebody in fucking Bangalore... →
"He's fucking behind you!" →
New entry for the List Of Reasons Why I Hate...
Choire: I ALMOST found a post.
Me: This is blogging. There IS NO ALMOST.
Last Night's Company Holiday Party, Reviewed
“When you walk in, there were two tables full of the food. Beautiful food! And lots of people and a nice person standing around checking names off of a list, but that was really for semantics, because company owner ______ was sitting at the bar and basically saw everyone come through the door, so if, say, infamous terrible publicist ______ came through the door, he wouldn’t have made...
An Extremely Gay Tribute To Our Troops! →
WatchMy anger at only now learning that this exists is tempered by the fact that I have it in my life. I mean, DARLENE LOVE. Come on!
“And regarding the music, for people who are not familiar? I’m going to...”
– Seth Colter Walls, in discussion with Matthew Gallaway and Choire Sicha
"Cuteness has been an ever-increasing problem...
choire
I misread the first word and stared at this for an awfully long time before realizing.
"It's a boy-meets-girl story, a coming-of-age and... →
"He wants to get in trouble so he can go to jail... →
I amuse myself, at least. →
"There has been intensive campaigning between the... →
Nine (Is How Many Hours It Will Take You To Read...
When you have a conversation with Mary Choi you pretty much just try to stay out of the way and let her do her thing.
"He was 19 when he was sentenced." →
Absolutely harrowing. →
Weather Report
Today, Nuts up in your sternum, windy. Tonight, nuts exit your body altogether. Tomorrow, nuts slightly lower in sternum, not as windy. Details, go outside.
One more and it's a trend! →
I haven't had a chance to read much Tumblr today.
Did anyone else mention how cold it is? My nuts are up in my LUNGS.
Doree joins our foodblog. →
But, yes, thank you.
Choire: It’s good to be the new kid. Balk: I can’t wait for next year, when everyone’s all, “Man, remember when The Awl didn’t SUCK?”
Oh God, you can almost FEEL the Photoshops coming. →
Listicle Without Commentary: The 30 Best Punk... →
"'Oh, you lost your jobs?' he said, in a deep... →
"I've got a to-do list as long as a fucking... →
“Snoop Dogg’s desire to return to 'One Life to... →
If you missed this one on Friday, do check it out.... →
I was all excited about the underpants thing this... →
Ah, Ireland. →
Screw you, Mallory, THIS is the world I live in. →