Alex Balk

These things happen.
Feb 01
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» Also "The Matrix."
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“Am I crying? Well it wouldn’t surprise me if I was.”

RIP Don Cornelius

Jan 30
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» He is a TOTAL otherist.
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» "We should be ashamed; what we did to Black Kids looks rational and nurturing by comparison."
Jan 27
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I don’t understand how the “maybe” answer differs from the “yes.”

I don’t understand how the “maybe” answer differs from the “yes.”

Jan 25
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» "Little did she know that one day her name would be synonymous with a cultural milestone of even huger significance!"
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» I have no lie listened to this 37 times already today. If I didn't have headphones everyone else in the office would have killed me by now.
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getthatlook:

Me: Rihanna and Justin Bieber need to STOP GETTING TATTOOS!

Coworkers: [Silence]

This ACTUALLY HAPPENED.
Jan 24
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This does not necessarily refer to your email.

There needs to be a term to describe the condition where you keep an email unread in your box because you’re not prepared to deal with it yet, but then you start to hate and resent the person who sent it because it is the only unread email in your box and it sits there silently accusing you with its boldedness. Or maybe I am the only sufferer of said disease.

Jan 23
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Apparently there’s a lot going on tonight.

Apparently there’s a lot going on tonight.

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awlmusic:

Awkward
San Cisco 

This is INSANELY catchy.
Jan 20
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Jan 19
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How DARE you?

How DARE you?

Jan 16
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Jan 12
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Sometimes God is particularly unsubtle in His way of telling you to get off the Internet. See you tomorrow, everyone.

Sometimes God is particularly unsubtle in His way of telling you to get off the Internet. See you tomorrow, everyone.