“Now take the rest of your cheese and spread it over the top in a nice solid layer. ‘Bread crumbs are great for extra cr—OUCH!’ Yes, I just drove a meat fork through your hand. Bread crumbs do not go on top of macaroni and cheese. You know what bread crumbs are good for? Putting inside a meatloaf. A meatloaf is a loaf that contains many other things besides meat. But macaroni and cheese consists of macaroni and cheese.”
Charles Gray’s “He was a low-down, cheap little punk” should be sampled into everything.
Detainees at Camp in Iraq Use Favre To Tease Wisconsin Soldiers (via celebraterickysargulesh) (via wizardishungry) (via pareene)
Wow. It’s the new “Fuck you, Babe Ruth!”
I just had to explain to a friend what “SEO” meant and felt inordinately more fond of him for not knowing in the first place.