Alex Balk

The second time I done it on my own.
Jul 02
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This is even worse than the Bush Administration’s TARD fund.
This is even worse than the Bush Administration’s TARD fund.
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But you can say that there was a tiny part of Michael Jackson in quite a few children.

“No one’s excusing Sanford’s behavior. But as we slog through another week of the Jackson postmortem-paloooza and wonder at the fact that we’re also still hearing about the South Carolina governor’s love for certain tan lines, maybe it’s worth asking ourselves why. Is it because we’re uncategorically appalled? Or is it because maybe, just maybe, there’s a tiny bit of Mark Sanford in, if not all men, quite a few of them? And that’s more than you can say of Michael Jackson.”
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For Mark Sanford
Jul 01
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Obviously I am not a religious man, but it is precisely this kind of mendacious bullshit that makes me wish there were a God, so that He might best exact His justice on this sick fuck who was so instrumental in sending so many men and women to their death or dismemberment in the service of a philosophy that goes against everything America stands for. FUCK YOU KARL ROVE YOU FUCKING SELF-SERVING PRICK. Spending the rest of your life in a wheelchair while you shit into a bag wouldn’t begin to cover the karmic debt you owe to every American you put in harm’s way to promote your psychotic agenda.
Obviously I am not a religious man, but it is precisely this kind of mendacious bullshit that makes me wish there were a God, so that He might best exact His justice on this sick fuck who was so instrumental in sending so many men and women to their death or dismemberment in the service of a philosophy that goes against everything America stands for. FUCK YOU KARL ROVE YOU FUCKING SELF-SERVING PRICK. Spending the rest of your life in a wheelchair while you shit into a bag wouldn’t begin to cover the karmic debt you owe to every American you put in harm’s way to promote your psychotic agenda.
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» Fuck you, Gerhard Richter!
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This is GOOD.
This is GOOD.
Jun 30
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Um, WHAT?
Um, WHAT?
Jun 29
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» Just a couple of white dudes sittin' around talkin'.
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What would Colourbox sound like today?
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“It was easy to miss amid last week’s great celebrity die-off, but while a nation turned its lonely eyes to the departing shade of Billy Mays, the securities industry moved into what it ominously termed the ‘execution phase’ of its campaign to roll back ‘populist’ resentment against the lords of the paper economy.”
“It was easy to miss amid last week’s great celebrity die-off, but while a nation turned its lonely eyes to the departing shade of Billy Mays, the securities industry moved into what it ominously termed the ‘execution phase’ of its campaign to roll back ‘populist’ resentment against the lords of the paper economy.”
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thingsiatethatilove: Good job, tacos in Santa Cruz. Now I can never enjoy any tacos in New York ever again. I can’t wait to see how excited she is when somebody finally lets her in on the whole “Mexico” thing.

thingsiatethatilove:

Good job, tacos in Santa Cruz. Now I can never enjoy any tacos in New York ever again.
I can’t wait to see how excited she is when somebody finally lets her in on the whole “Mexico” thing.
Jun 26
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What an odd week! Enjoy your weekend.
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