Alex Balk

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Apr 23
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Mar 25
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I have been like this all morning and I don’t see it getting better, ever.

I have been like this all morning and I don’t see it getting better, ever.

Mar 19
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Feb 20
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I feel like, at this point, anyone could just draw a pile of shit onto a weather map and we’d all be like, “Yeah, I guess it’s gonna be rough next week.”

I feel like, at this point, anyone could just draw a pile of shit onto a weather map and we’d all be like, “Yeah, I guess it’s gonna be rough next week.”

Jan 28
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If you remember the one on the left, the one on the right is not going to make you feel particularly spry or vibrant.

If you remember the one on the left, the one on the right is not going to make you feel particularly spry or vibrant.

Nov 18
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Apr 19
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Guys, what if this week never ends?

Guys, what if this week never ends?

Aug 24
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clarencerosario: “Observing National Duck Out For A Drink Day (Taken with Instagram at The Churchill) ” Happy holidays!

clarencerosario:

Observing National Duck Out For A Drink Day (Taken with Instagram at The Churchill)

Happy holidays!
Mar 19
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Go to 3:33. This actually happened. If I recall correctly, he sued and they had to stop running it.

Mar 09
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This is the kind of thing I have to put up with at work.

  • Edith: guess what
  • me: WHAT? WHAT? WHAT?
  • Edith: chicken butt
Mar 07
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Mar 06
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I'm not going to bother telling you what prompted this, since we have basically the same conversation about 7 times a day.

  • CHOIRE: wowwww
  • Balk: i just etc.
  • CHOIRE: it's...
  • Balk: mm
  • CHOIRE: GOD BLESS HER
  • still alive
  • Balk: heh