Enough already.
Alex Balk
I'm Tired Of Trying To Amuse You With My Site Descriptions
May 09
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May 08
“ No celebrity does anything, really. Unless you’re a famous athlete who actually physically does something, like, how much work is reading lines from a script? We’re improv TV personalities. That’s way harder.
Overheard
“Well, c’mon, has anyone not fucked to Loveless?”
Becuase I have a penis I never would have picked up on this, but Coen has figured out why we’re always referring to it as “the abortive Hillary Clinton campaign.”
Lazy Blacks For Obama
“‘I have a much broader base to build a winning coalition on,’ she said in an interview with USA TODAY. As evidence, Clinton cited an Associated Press article ‘that found how Sen. Obama’s support among working, hard-working Americans, white Americans, is weakening again, and how whites in both states who had not completed college were supporting me.’”
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May 07
I’ve gone on about this before, but whatever: Every time I see this PSA, there’s a little part of me that is once again that naive fifth grader who watched it when it first aired; a scared and confused 10-year-old who, most of all, desperately hoped he would one day be old enough to actually try crack. Dreams DO come true!
I love "(Pony Sex Game)." You know, just in case "Gang Bang Horse" wasn't clear enough for you.
“There’s no question the titles are extreme: Laurie’s Toilet Show, Mako’s First Time Scat, Gang Bang Horse (Pony Sex Game), and Hollywood Scat Amateurs No. 7—the last of which Isaacs directed himself—feature coprophagy and bestiality. The question is if they are obscene.”
Candidates White People Like
“Garin brags, specifically and explicitly, about her strength with the white vote, comparing North Carolina’s white voters in North Carolina to those in Virginia. (The conversations have always been about these voters, but they’re usually referred to as ‘blue collar’ or by some less specifically racial euphemism.) ‘We lost the white electorate in Virginia, started even in North Carolina among the white electorate just two weeks ago, and ended [with] a very significant win of 24 points among those voters,” he said, acknowledging that among black voters, Clinton ‘did not do as well as we would want or need.’”
Great lines have a thousand parents...
I stole a line from Emily Gould for this post. In my defense, it was just a terrific line, one I remember being jealous of when she wrote it, and I’ve been waiting for the opportunity to rip it off ever since. Thanks, Em!And while we’re on the subject of parenting, Neel spent some time with Dina Lohan last night.